Tweet 1: Ted Cruz oozes optimism, earning new handle @TedCrooze.
Tweet 2: @TedCrooze aims to remove health coverage from millions of American citizens.
Tweet 3: @TedCrooze wants to scrap IRS. Crooze is OK with huge increase in deficit.
Tweet 4: @TedCrooze will secure our border ... but does not know how.
Tweet 5: @TedCrooze will ban same-sex marriage, says my religion is better than yours.
Tweet 6: @TedCrooze courts Tea Potty, does not give a s#&t about the rest of GOP.
Stay tuned for these tweets and more.
News story about Crooze's promises is at the NY Times here.