Tuesday, June 16, 2015

Trump announces candidacy, plans for ISIS and immigration

In announcing his candidacy, Donald Trump outlined his plan for ISIS in a single sentence (report from CNN).

"No one would be tougher on ISIS than Trump," he said, referring to himself in the third person.

Apparently buying ISIS would be one solution. He's got the money to do it.

... he flaunted his wealth and success in business as a centerpiece of his presidential platform, and he began that officially on Tuesday, trumpeting his whopping $8.7 billion net worth during his announcement speech. Trump's net worth was previously estimated at roughly $4 billion.

"That's the kind of thinking our country needs," Trump said after reading off his net worth, to the thousandth dollar.

Maybe he plans to paralyze ISIS by giving speeches about hotels. ISIS is worried. Read the Borowitz Report in the New Yorker on ISIS reaction to Trump's candidacy speech.

Rest assured. Donald is not a spendthrift. He will make other countries pay their fair share. CNN again:

Trump called for ... erecting a massive fence on the border with Mexico -- which he said he would have Mexico pay for ...

It's refreshing to see the GOP so accepting of diversity.

One more clown in the car.

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