All you have to do is pony up $99.
In my snail mail yesterday afternoon I got a solicitation from Robert Graham, Chief of the AZ GOPlins, inviting me to be a charter member of the Redroots Club. I guess I got invited because I am "one of the strong and steady rocks of this Party. One of the core conservatives that gets us to victory time and time again." Who knew?
Here's the pitch and the perk. "For just $8.25 per month or $99 for the year ... As a Redroots member, you will no longer get any fundraising letters or solicitation calls from the Party." In other words, pay us not to bother you. Tempting piece of extortion, that.
Now if Mr. Graham had invited me to join a new Blue Agave club ...