Saturday, August 22, 2015

The Borowitz Report: Trump considers quitting campaign because of low racist turnout in Alabama

Well, not exactly. But Andy Borowitz describes how disappointing that crowd of 20K must have been.

MOBILE (The Borowitz Report)—A rally featuring a racist speaker Friday night in Mobile attracted a crowd of just twenty thousand people, widely considered a disappointing turnout for a racist event in Alabama.

According to racist event planners in the state, a crowd of twenty thousand would rank the event as one of the smaller racist rallies in Alabama this year.

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