Saturday, August 22, 2015

The Borowitz Report: Voters want a wall on our border stretching from San Francisco to New Orleans

As usual, Andy says it a little differently. Snippets follow.

Amid the growing debate over building a wall on the U.S.-Mexico border, a new poll shows that voters who strongly favor building such a wall cannot successfully identify the border on a map.

Being told that they had incorrectly identified the U.S.-Mexico border did not in any way dampen voters’ enthusiasm for building a wall there, however.

To the contrary, voters believed that it would be easier to locate the border once it had a twenty-foot wall.

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