Andy Borowitz at the New Yorker reports.
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In an official statement on Friday morning, former Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton thanked the House Select Committee on Benghazi for what she called an "invaluable service to my Presidential campaign."
The statement ended on an emotional note, in which Clinton said that, if elected, she "will never forget" the Benghazi committee’s role in winning her the White House. "You were there for me when I needed you," she said.
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