Tuesday, December 22, 2015

What Santa might bring to AZ's leaders ...

... whether they want it or not. Here is Laurie Roberts' list of ideal gifts to present and past state officials and the AZ citizenry. For example:

Arizona public school children: Leap Frog Fridge Phonics Magnetic Letters Set. Please make a note only to bring letters A through R. Because our children are poised only to get 72 percent of inflation funding under a court settlement, we in Arizona must forgo teaching them 28 percent of the alphabet.

Corporation Commissioner Bob Stump: Hello Kitty Text Messenger. The purr-fect gift for a public official who wants to avoid turning over his state-supplied cell phone. And at just $19.99, easily disposed of in case prying eyes file public records requests, hoping to find out why you’re texting the people you’re supposed to be regulating.

The rest are just as good. Check it out.

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