Sunday, January 15, 2017

Karaoke machine nixes inauguration: Twump furious, threatens lawsuit and deportation

Here’s some of the report by The New Yorker satirist Andy Borowitz: Karaoke machine backs out of performing at inauguration

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump’s plans for a triumphal Inauguration were upended over the weekend when a karaoke machine that had been engaged to perform at the event abruptly backed out.

The President-elect wasted no time in lashing out at the karaoke machine, taking to Twitter in the early hours of the morning to call the entertainment device a “loser” and “sad.”

In addition, Scriber’s unreliable sources say that the Twumpster is threatening a lawsuit - as is his wont. Those same sources report Twump asking the incoming Homeland Security chief about deporting all Karaoke machines. The Karaoke Performing Arts Council (PAC) is soliciting donations to help it resist Twump’s bullying.

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