Monday, February 19, 2018

"Kids are dying, and it’s time to stop fucking around."

I like guns
Fuck you, I like guns

That’s the conclusion from an “aging millennial engineer”, whose blog is devoted to “Engineering, Parenthood, and a Solid Attempt at Adult Status.” Her startling assertion and the accompanying pic was designed to grab attention of those lovers of the AR15, a semiautomatic weapon that serves one purpose and one only - it is very efficient at killing people. She argues that no one, one one at all other than active duty military, should have access to these kinds of weapons. This is a must read - go to “Fuck you, I like guns.” and read the whole thing and then spread it over the internet far and wide.

OK - your time is precious. Here’s her conclusion. Then go read the intro.

Yes, yes, I hear you now. We have a second amendment to the constitution, which must be held sacrosanct over all other amendments. Dude. No. The constitution was made to be a malleable document. It’s intentionally vague. We can enact gun control without infringing on the right to bear arms. You can have your deer rifle. You can have your shotgun that you love to shoot clay pigeons with. You can have your target pistol. Get a license. Get a training course. Recertify at a predetermined interval. You do not need a military grade rifle. You don’t. There’s no excuse.

“But we’re supposed to protect against tyranny! I need the same weapons the military would come at me with!” Dude. You know where I can get an Apache helicopter and a Paladin?! Hook a girl up! Seriously, though, do you really think you’d be able to hold off the government with an individual level weapon? Because you wouldn’t. One grenade, and you’re toast. Don’t have these illusions of standing up to the government, and needing military style rifles for that purpose. You’re not going to stand up to the government with this thing. They’d take you out in about half a second.

Let’s be honest. You just want a cool toy, and for the vast majority of people, that’s all an AR–15 is. It’s something fun to take to the range and put some really wicked holes in a piece of paper. Good for you. I know how enjoyable that is. I’m sure for a certain percentage of people, they might not kill anyone driving a Formula One car down the freeway, or owning a Cheetah as a pet, or setting off professional grade fireworks without a permit. Some people are good with this stuff, and some people are lucky, but those cases don’t negate the overall rule. Military style rifles have been the choice du jour in the incidents that have made our country the mass shootings capitol of the world. Formula One cars aren’t good for commuting. Cheetahs are bitey. Professional grade fireworks will probably take your hand off. All but one of these are common sense to the average American. Let’s fix that. Be honest, you don’t need that AR–15. Nobody does. Society needs them gone, no matter how good you may be with yours. Kids are dying, and it’s time to stop fucking around.

h/t Myra Ann on Facebook for alerting us to “An excellent opinion piece, written by a former woman soldier, on why AR 15s should not be available to citizens.”

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