Monday, April 30, 2018

Phantastic creatures and where to find them

Topics for the Mournday Mourning Illustrated News from AZBlueMeanie at Blog for Arizona.

  • Overheard: School children singing in a walkout with background music by the Stones.

I can’t get no, oh, no, no, no, hey, hey, hey
That’s what I say
I can’t get no education, I can’t get no education
’Cause I try and I try and I try and I try
I can’t get no, I can’t get no

  • Wayne LaPierre wants to arm Waffle House waitresses.

  • Trump’s alternative reality: A place where Kakistocrats ride unicorns and covfefe is served by Starbucks.

  • Which of these does not belong among the others? Mick, Scott, Michael, Rudy. (Trick question.)

  • Trump bromances Kim and Macron. One of them tries to persuade Trump, the other plays Trump for Chump.

  • Overheard: Chants coming from the office of the Special Counsel directed at the Senate, with music by …

I can’t get no, oh, no, no, no, hey, hey, hey
That’s what I say
I can’t get no your protection, I can’t get no your protection
’Cause I try and I try and I try and I try
I can’t get no, I can’t get no

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