Thursday, May 3, 2018

Make America Pay Again - for the Twisted Tryst with Trump

This is a story of teasers, tweets, twists, and turns in the Trump White House.

Porn Star Stormy Daniels alleges a Tryst with Trump.

Trump denies the Tryst with Trump Alleged by Daniels.

Trump’s alleged attorney Michael Cohen pays Daniels to not talk about the Tryst with Trump that is alleged not to have occurred.

Trump does not sign the nondisclosure agreement for which alleged attorney Michael Cohen paid Daniels to not talk about the Tryst with Trump that is alleged not to have occurred.

Referring questions to the alleged attorney, Trump pleads ignorance about the money paid by Michael Cohen to Daniels to not talk about the Tryst with Trump that is alleged not to have occurred.

New attorney Rudy G. admits that Trump reimbursed the alleged attorney Cohen for the money paid to Daniels to not talk about the Tryst with Trump that is alleged not to have occurred.

Trump admits to most or all of the above having just now discovered that he himself reimbursed the alleged attorney Cohen for the money paid to Daniels to not talk about the Tryst with Trump that is alleged not to have occurred.

As Rachel Maddow would say, is there anything here I got wrong?

Scriber’s Usually Unreliable Sources have been hearing a persistent rumor about an unverified crowd-funding effort to reimburse Trump for the the money paid to Daniels to not talk about the Tryst with Trump that is alleged not to have occurred. Their motto is, you guessed it, “Make America Pay Again.”

Scriber ends his satire here, leaving you to sort out fact from fiction and reality from lunacy.

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