Here are some of the themes from the Mournday Mourning funnies from AZBlueMeanie at Blog for Arizona.
Sung to the tune of The CandyMan (Sammy Davis Jr.)
Who can take tomorrow (who can take tomorrow)
Dip it in the dirt (dip it in the dirt)
Enjoy the sorrow while causing more and more hurt
The Family Man (the Family Man)
The Jeff Sessions Man can (the Jeff Sessions Man can)
The Donald Trump Man can
Trump once took a knee - begging to dodge the draft
Trump sings God Bless America, It’s All about Me!
the action of forgiving or being forgiven for an error or offense.
and Trump wants this judgment of guilt for himself? Go figure.
King Donald the First channels King George the Third. And we thought that the American revolution settled all that. Silly us!
What’s taught in Trump University math class: G7–1 = G6 +1
What’s taught in Trump University American history class: Canadians burned down the White House during the war of 1812.
Trump takes aim at perceived enemies: Canada, Mexico, Europe, America.
Imposing tariffs, Trump enters the belly of the beast (aka China)
Empty school scores A+ from DeVos
Pruitt uses staff to score a Chik-Fil-A franchise for wife, claims God is on his side.
I am an atheist. I am a baker. I bake cakes. But not for Evangelical Christians. It’s legal. The Supreme Court told me so.
Trump heralds the Singapore Summer Summit by performing the Nukey Pukey.