Monday, July 9, 2018

Mourn this Mournday Mourning for our independence - what we earned Trump gives away

Trump misspells cave
Trump misspelled cave, typing G instead of V

Welcome to the post-truth, post-independence world of Trump. Here’s the latest Illustrated Gnus from AZBlueMeanie at Blog for Arizona.

  • Trump misspells caVe and stuffs immigrant kids into caGes instead.
  • Celebrate the last American independence day. July 4th henceforth will be known as Russiamerica day.
  • McConnell renames Department of Justice to Department of Just Us.
  • Pruitt fired; gets job at Chick-fil-a; wife threatens divorce.
  • New guy at EPA threatens to clean up; scientists sacked, professionals purged.
  • Trump discovers time machine; drags women back in time.
  • Trump’s followers cheer trade war, embrace higher prices at home.
  • Trump scheduled to meet Putin in private; America learns of its fate from Russian RT news channel.

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