Here are Scriber’s takes on the Illustrated Gnus (and other creatures from the swamp), with thanks to the AZ Blue Meanie.
Dem leaders bypass middle man and start negotiating with the real power in the White House - the Coultergeist and her sidekick, the Limburgher.
GOPlins, at least some of them, flock to support Trump as he shoots himself in the foot on 5th Ave.
Sign in front of White House: Will fork for
FEDfood. Wilbur Ross shoots GOP in their feet by channeling Marie Antoinette.
Who’s afraid of the big, bad Trump? Not Nancy!
Pelosi’s boots are made for walking
You keep lyin’ when you oughta be truthin‘
You keep losing when you oughta not bet
You keep samin’ when you oughta be a’changin’
Now what’s right is right but you ain’t been right yet
These boots are made for walking
And that’s just what they’ll do
One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you
As sung by Nancy Sinatra, 1966.
And they sure did.
Semi-finally, the AZ GOP lurches rightward. That would be right and ward as In GOP upset, Kelli Ward to lead Arizona Republican Party.
I’ll bet you, like me, are snickering. Snippets (uh, Snickerets?) from the Arizona Capitol Times report follow.
Failed U.S. Senate candidate Kelli Ward, a conservative firebrand, will lead the Arizona Republican Party through the 2020 election.
In the past, many moderate Republicans have shied away from Ward, who has been seen as part of a more extreme faction of the party. …
Democrats at [their] state party meeting, broke out into laughter, cheers and incredulous gasps when they heard the news Republicans had selected Ward as their chair.
While Arizona Republicans were divided on who should lead the party moving forward, Arizona Democrats overwhelming threw their support behind chairwoman Felecia Rotellini, who was unopposed in her re-election bid.
Well, those are two reasons, albeit very different ones, why Arizona Democrats should be cheering. While the GOP is fractured (as in Humpty off Trump’s wall), the Dems are unified and raring to go.
- Finally: BLINK!