Saturday, January 7, 2017

Twumps come from four-year old hacker

Twump: “a self-promoting twitter message that inadvertently reveals or accentuates the author’s ignorance and crudity.” It’s what you would expect from an infantile, self-centered mind.

New Yorker satirist Andy Borowitz reports that Intel chiefs say Trump’s twitter account was hacked by four-year old.

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—An alarming report issued by heads of the U.S. intelligence agencies on Friday asserts that the Twitter account of President-elect Donald Trump was successfully hacked by a four-year-old child.

Profilers and cryptologists who studied Trump’s Twitter feed believe that the account was first hacked during the 2016 campaign, when the child was three.

“The hacker would often wake up in the middle of the night, in an addled and cranky state, and start tweeting,” an intelligence source said. …"

[Andy’s source concluded that] “Based on these tweets, this particular four-year-old has a loose grasp on reality, lacks all impulse control, and is potentially very dangerous.”

For more details of the hack, consult Andy’s report.

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