Here are the themes, schemes, memes, and falemes from the Great Blue Meanie at Blog for Arizona.
- It’s been a couple of thousand years and there still is no room at the inn.
- The Trump solution is to lock ’em up - in cages, that is.
- Trump reaction to their cries: suffer little children. (He just forgot the second part.)
- Congress unlikely to fund Trump’s wall. Trump’s Plan B: crowdsourcing. Plan C: wait for Mueller to build the wall (around Trump, that is).
- Trump predicts a long shutdown. He has 2020 in mind.
- Relative to his gut, the only thing smaller than Trump’s brain is his heart.
- When accepting the mantle didn’t work, the Mad Moron of Mendacity is trying to blame the Dems for his Christmas present to the nation.
- Trump reneges on promises to his base: heard to say “I don’t believe in Santa Claus, do you?”
- Putin and Erdogan thank Trump for their Christmas presents.
- Trump flashes victory V sign. Mattis reciprocates with middle finger.
- There was some hope that Trump’s military advisors (Mattis, Kelly, Mcmaster) could restrain him. No such luck.
- Trump Foundation dissolved because of illegal activities. No more Christmas presents for the Donald.
- Trump claims all the donations to his foundation went to Charity. Scriber asks: what’s her last name?
- Maybe, by this time next year, we’ll have locked him up. Maybe.
- Scriber ends with Trump’s Christmas list for Santa.
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