Tuesday, April 9, 2019

Mournday Mourning toons - a day late and a blogger short

How Barr-ber got to “not guilty”

Here are the themes, schemes, memes, and falemes in this edition of the Illustrated Gnus (aka cartoons from AZ Blue Meanie at Blog for Arizona).

  • Bill the Barr-ber trims the Mueller report
  • How can you get a Top Secret security clearance? (a) Marry the King’s daughter. (b) Give money to the King. (c) Find one in a box of Cracker Jacks. (d) You don’t need one at Mar-a-Lago.
  • Trump’s attempt to repeal ACA worked so well last time he figures it will work even better today.
  • Republicans to run in 2020 on their health care plan. Here it is.
  • Get it?
  • Trump exposes his intention for trade with Mexico: import, export, and no port.
  • Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell extends Trump’s X/AntiX model to the Senate. McConnell kills Senate rules.
  • Which of these does not belong to the rest? (a) Paying hush money to a porn star. (b) Hugging someone without permission. (c) Entering a teenage girls dressing room. (d) Having an extramarital affair while your wife is pregnant. (e) Grab them by the … well, you know.
  • Whatever you think ails Great Britain, BREXIT is no FIXIT.

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