Monday, July 8, 2019

America awakes to Mournday Mourning wondering what's Trump done now

Lincoln puked
That shaking in South Dakota:
Lincoln puked - as did George, Thomas, and Teddy

Arizona Governor wears a pair of Nike sneakers just days after pulling incentives for Nike to open a plant in Arizona. Let’s see. 500 jobs divided by two sneakers equals …

Here are the other themes, schemes, memes, and falemes in this edition of the Illustrated Gnus (inspired by cartoons from AZ Blue Meanie at Blog for Arizona).

  • Scriber’s Usually Unreliable Sources tell us: President Trump has opted for a new hair style … asks to be henceforth addressed as “President Kim Jong Trump.”
  • Scriber’s Usually Unreliable Sources report Trump campaign printing bumper stickers for “Joe and Bernie 2020.” That’s a chilling vision. Brrrr.
  • David Fitzsimmons asks us to imagine Ivanka as “the Paris Hilton of geopolitical discourse.”
  • Most Republicans have not read the Mueller report. They don’t need to because Trump’s team has told them what’s in it is baloney.
  • Scriber’s Usually Unreliable Sources are back in the Gnus: In response to charge of raping democracy, Trump says “Lady Liberty is not my type.”
  • Making our Independence Day celebration all about “me”, Trump and his base celebrated “The Farce of July”.

Speaking of farces, investigated Trump’s claim about airports during our revolutionary war: Did Trump Say Revolutionary War Troops Took Over Airports?

U.S. President Donald Trump said American Revolutionary War troops took over airports.

During a speech commemorating Independence Day in 2019, U.S. President Donald Trump made a statement erroneously indicating that American rebels had taken over not-yet-existent airports during the Revolutionary War …

Trump gave the 45-minute speech during a rain-soaked spectacle in Washington, D.C., on July 4, 2019, during which military hardware such as tanks and aircraft were displayed on parade.

During a passage in the speech in which Trump was describing the American Revolutionary War in soaring rhetoric, he remarked: “The Continental Army suffered a bitter winter of Valley Forge, found glory across the waters of the Delaware, and seized victory from Cornwallis of Yorktown. Our army manned the air, it rammed the ramparts, it took over the airports, it did everything it had to do. And at Fort McHenry, under the rockets’ red glare, it had nothing but victory. And when dawn came, their Star Spangled Banner waved defiant.”

Because no airports existed in the 18th century (the first successful airplane wasn’t flown until 1903), that portion of Trump’s speech inspired some jokesters to take to Twitter using the #RevolutionaryWarAirports hashtag, sharing humor and altered images of famous Revolutionary War artwork edited onto photographs of airports …

Trump blamed a faulty teleprompter for the goof, telling NBC News, “The teleprompter went out. It kept going on, and then at the end, it just went out. It went kaput.”


Lincoln puked
What Republicans believe?

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