As we head into a week of the Trumpublican defense of their cult leader, it’s worth pausing to appreciate a little humor. I thought this one, from Paula Lajoie on Facebook, is worth sharing.
Just what I needed..
"✈️An airplane was about to crash. There were 4 passengers on board, but only 3 parachutes.
The 1st passenger said, “I am Kanye West, I am the best rapper on the planet. My millions of fans need me, and I can’t afford to die.” So he took the 1st pack and left the plane.
The 2nd passenger, Donald Trump, said, "I am the smartest and the best President in history. I am a stable-Genius and I have the best words. I am The Chosen One. I could shoot somebody on 5th Avenue, grab chicks by the pussy, praise Putin, hush-pay a porn star after the birth of my 5th child by my 3rd wife…and not lose fans. I can ask other nations to meddle in our elections. I could tell them Mexico will pay for anything. They believe everything i say. My fans are the drop-outs and CDF Students. I love the under-educated!”
He points at the two remaining passengers and says “You’re a Disgrace!” He then grabbed the 2nd pack and jumped out of the plane.
The 3rd passenger (the Dalai Lama) said to the 4th passenger (a 10 year old schoolboy) “My son, I am old and don’t have many years left, you have more years ahead so I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute.”
The little boy said, "That’s okay, Your Holiness, there’s a parachute left for you…America’s smartest President took my schoolbag.”